February 8, 2011 1

Mother and Child: A Dialogue

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Setting, Parent’s Bedroom, 4:30am

Henry: Hi Mom.
Faye: Ungh…
Henry: HI MOM.
Faye: Hi sweetie. Are you hungry?
Henry: Nope.
Faye: Um…are you sure?
Henry: Yup.
Faye: Ok…let me change your diaper.
Henry: Ok.
Faye: [Changes Henry's diaper]
Henry: [Giggles] That’s cold! And hilarious!
Faye: Yes, but now it’s time to sleep, Henry.
Henry: Nope.
Faye: Yes, it is. [Starts rocking Henry to sleep]
Henry: That won’t work.
Faye: Honey, it’s time for bed.
Henry: NO. IT IS TIME TO PARTY!
Faye: Umm…
Henry: WHEE!!
Faye: Crap.

Thank goodness for naptime :p

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